I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
I like this because of reasons.
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(
pluto bby come back
I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.
Shipping Pluto with Jupiter because size kink. UNF
also shipping Pluto with Uranus for the hate sex
And I want all of my lovely followers to be prepared. I’d hate for you all to have your faces eaten off! That would not be good. So, I have prepared this handy list of a few things that might help you survive.
- First, what are your chances of survival?
Make sure that they’re high by taking this quiz. It is quite thorough, and very detailed. Quite handy.
- Now it’s time to read some handy guides to increase your chances. Here are a couple of my favorites:
The Center for Disease Control (Yes, the CDC )
Wired.com - very helpful information about which weapon to use
This helpful video from National Geographic
- Do you have all the supplies you need?
Buy a survival kit here on Amazon
You’re going to need a good shotgun, like this one.
And if you’ve got a spare $10,000 laying around, why not go ahead and buy a survival shelter? They look really nice! I’d live there.
Now go, my children, and live.
Oh, and to top it all off, some dude in Maryland dismembered someone and ate their heart and half of their brain. Yep. Zombies.
Brace yourselves, my friends…
Epic power hug.