The Army Base

huntersandangels:

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

kw79:

I like this because of reasons.

thosefuckingangels:

strugglebuggy:

clothobuerocracy:

datkarkatass:

elevatorgoingdown:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(

pluto bby come back

I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.

Shipping Pluto with Jupiter because size kink. UNF

also shipping Pluto with Uranus for the hate sex

girlbehindthepages:

And I want all of my lovely followers to be prepared. I’d hate for you all to have your faces eaten off! That would not be good. So, I have prepared this handy list of a few things that might help you survive.

• First, what are your chances of survival?
  Make sure that they’re high by taking this quiz. It is quite thorough, and very detailed. Quite handy.

• Now it’s time to read some handy guides to increase your chances. Here are a couple of my favorites:
  The Center for Disease Control (Yes, the CDC )
  Wired.com - very helpful information about which weapon to use
  This helpful video from National Geographic

• Do you have all the supplies you need?
  Buy a survival kit here on Amazon
  You’re going to need a good shotgun, like this one.
  And if you’ve got a spare $10,000 laying around, why not go ahead and buy a survival shelter? They look really nice! I’d live there.

Now go, my children, and live.

behindthismaskofcrimsondeath:

Oh, and to top it all off, some dude in Maryland dismembered someone and ate their heart and half of their brain. Yep. Zombies.

Brace yourselves, my friends…

bruce-banner-theotherguy:

Epic power hug.