One of the things that I love about The Avengers is that it did more than just assemble a bunch of superheroes; it assembled the fandoms.
Tony Stark: Are you okay down there, Banner?
Bruce Banner: Nothing in my life has ever been as stressful as THIS
Bruce: WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK
Bruce: WHAT HAS THAT MANY LETTERS
Tony: Did Steve let you play draw something?
Bruce: IN WHAT WAY IS THAT AN AVOCADO CHRIST FUCSFHOHF
Tony: Yep. Definitely Draw Something.
Tony: You know what, hulk out, it’s fine. I would do the same.
Tony: I’ll get JARVIS to disable the game.
OH RURALTRUFFLE you do not understand how much we love your texts. Your last one garnered almost 3,400 notes! You are the actual best and we both almost died laughing sitting here reading this one.
Tony and Steve
The science bros make such a great team!! C:
The Avengers in Black!!
He tries to hide, but I always find him.
Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mighiest Heroes” type thing.
Loki: Yes, I’ve met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they’ll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off…
Tony Stark: You’re missing the point! There’s no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!