SOME ONE TEACH ME HOW TO DO THIS!
Do we not live in a world that is too blessed, I mean, The Avengers and Dark Knight Rises in the same year?? Let us not argue over which is “better” instead let us simply be in awe that this sort of awesome planet alignment will never happen again.
[Submitted by: toopinktoodangerous
It has come to my attention that, upon the urgings of a certain team member that will remain nameless for now, Loki has decided to alter his staff into a “Pimp Cane of Doom.” Once again, the advice of said certain member has never worked out in anyone’s favor and Thor will be enlisted to aid in the destruction of this cane.
I repeat, stop giving in to the peer pressure of this certain member, no matter the amount of the bribe.
Stark. I mean you.]
[Submitted by: nottheworstthing
The next person caught telling junior agents that Stark is a “semi-reformed supervillain” will be liable for any medical expenses that ensue.]